Chase Bank Chases Away Customers

The end of days are upon us. Our government is near collapse, our country is going to go bankrupt and no one can stop it, we are at war with ourselves, we spy on ourselves and the rest of the world, we are destroying the environment, we have no brave leaders to pull us out of this mess, not here, not in any country. Bob Geldof is right, the extinction of the human race is close at hand. There is nothing that Edward Snowden can reveal that isn't trivial by comparison. So have a drink. Have many. Get ready to say goodbye.