Saturday, April 12, 2014

The Super Rich are Literally Wiping Their Asses With Gold Now

Anonymous Presents: Life of the Uncaring Rich "Snob's"




The Super Rich are Literally Wiping Their Asses With Gold Now.

Class Warfare Exists:
It was recently revealed that the world's richest 85 people hold as much wealth between them as the poorest 3.5 billion -- so what are they going to spend all that money on? Here are some of the most ridiculous items on their shopping lists.

#1 The Toilet Paper Made of Gold
A roll cost only $1.3 million (Australian $1.37.) This great idea come from yet another bored business establishment in the land down under - Toilet Paper Man.

#2 The Diamond Encrusted Baby Pacifier
A dummy, a pacifier, a num-num -- that rubber teet you give a baby to suck on. How about slapping a bunch of diamonds on it and charging $50k a pop? It happened. Apparently this idea was "Inspired by William & Kates Royal Baby."

#3 The Belt Buckle that Costs More than a Porsche
So you've gone and splashed out $1.7m on a Bugatti Veyron (that's a very fast car for rich people) -- but you don't have a single belt to go with it? Disaster! Well, only if you can't get your hands on one of the 11 Bugatti belt buckles designed by Roland Iten for a mere $84,000. This is greater than the combined price of a 2014 Corvette Stingray and Ford Mustang -- or a brand new Porsche Boxster.

While it is estimated that it would cost just $30bn a year to end world hunger -- our 85 richest people continue to blow their $1 trillion on the kind of absurd indulgences that could be sacrificed without issue. Seriously, if you've reached the point where you'll sit by, merrily wiping your ass with gold toilet paper, while 8 million people a year are dying because they're too poor to live -- what is the point of you?

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